Lyrics

It's the little things you do together
Do together, do together
That make perfect relationships.
The hobbies you pursue together
Savings you accrue together
Looks you misconstrue together
That make marriage a joy.
Mmhmm...

It's the little things you share together
Swear together, wear together
That make perfect relationships.
The concerts you enjoy together
Neighbors you annoy together
Children you destroy together
That keep marriage intact.

It's not so hard to be married
When two maneuver as one...
It's not so hard to be married
And Jeez Louise, is it fun...

It's sharing little winks together
Drinks together, kinks together
That make marriage a joy.
It's bargains that you shop together
Cigarettes you stop together
Clothing that you swap together
That make perfect relationships.
Uh huh
Mmhmm...

It's not talk of God and the decade ahead that allows you to get through the worst
It's, "I do," and, "You don't," and, "Nobody said that,"
And, "Who brought the subject up first?"

It's the little things...
The little things, the little things, the little things

The little ways you try together
Cry together, lie together
That make perfect relationships.
Becoming a cliche together
Growing old and gray together
Withering away together
That make marriage a joy

It's not so hard to be married
It's much the simplest of crimes
It's not so hard to be married
We've done it three or four times

It's people that you hate together
Bait together, date together
That make marriage a joy.
It's things like using force together
Shouting till you're hoarse together
Getting a divorce together
That make perfect relationships.
Uh huh
Kiss kiss
Mmhmm...